please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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