On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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