I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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