how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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