sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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