I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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