Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
