bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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