Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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