If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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