the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she looked like the before picture.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
