put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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