I'm really into asian looking animals
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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