if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Sorry my hands just texted you
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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