Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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