I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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