Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
