I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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