I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
home. puking in laundry basket.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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