i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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