My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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