Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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