Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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