Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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