Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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