It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
this just has baby written all over it
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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