I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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