handjob tips. give me some.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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