I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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