Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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