yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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