No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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