New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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