He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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