Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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