I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
