Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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