Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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