The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Come back. Shots need mouths.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
