He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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