You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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