It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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