It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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