I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
There r osticjed everywhere
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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