hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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