I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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