i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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