Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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