dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she smelled like a LAN party
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize