do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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