Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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