if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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