Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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