READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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