I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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