But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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