do herpes really smell.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dick very happy bro
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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